7.24.2007

If You're in San Francisco on Thursday 7/26 Go See Paul Neilan

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE somebody go see Paul Neilan read from his book Apathy and Other Small Victories this Thursday. Apathy is the funniest, most irreverent, and yet indicative of the times novel I have read in a long time. Aside from that, Paul is a great guy, one of my favorite people in the whole world, despite the fact that we’ve only gotten together a few times for drinks (and talked about our own inadequacies, and talked about how the world has gone mad, and drunk very cheap beer until we were very silly and were praising God for good public transportation)

If you do go, please bring him a salt shaker (preferably a simple one stolen from a diner… he’ll understand), and please introduce yourself to him as a friend.

More details about Paul's reading here:

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5.15.2007

On the Internal Reality of a Novel

I've been thinking lately about an interaction I had with Monica Drake, who was lamenting some negative comments in a review of her book Clown Girl. The reviewer had said something about the book being over-the-top and its main character histrionic. Monica's reply was something to the effect of, "Duh, it's a book about a clown!"

(And Monica, I know you've got your Google Alert turned on, so when you read this please correct me on my paraphrasing. I've never been a very responsible journalist.)

I love writers that can do what Monica did, where the writing style matches the personas of its characters. The Catcher and the Rye was such a break-through because of this. IMHO, it's an underappreciated trait.

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5.14.2007

On Draft #7, Zadie Smith's Book On Beauty, and a Second Post about Honorable Failure

It was interesting reading Zadie Smith's book On Beauty immediately after reading an article by her titled Fail Better about how author's tend to drift away from their original purpose when writing a novel. (Sorry, the link to that article is dead. It was originally printed in the Jan. 20th edition of the UK Guardian.)

The novel was incredibly ambitious. It tackled topics as diverse as affirmative action in American colleges, interracial marriage, the psychological effects of religious belief and/or disbelief, and the way American's perceive beauty. It was philosophical, yet carried enough of a thread of a plot to keep the reader interested. It had all the makings of a work of great literature, and then, well, then it dissolved into a very tangled story of dirty fifty-something college professors (yes, that's plural) sleeping with YES, FUCK ME undergrads.

This isn't to knock the book. It was definitely on the verge of greatness--it just, well, got lost in its own expansiveness and needed a quick and cheap ending.

Anyway, I'm not writing this to knock Zadie Smith, who is an ungodly talented writer, but rather myself. I'm deep into what is now the seventh draft of my next novel. It was intended to be an expansive treatise on what's wrong with religion in America. I had written six-hundred odd pages, most of which was my main character going off on tirades, and the plot wasn't even close to tying together.

I've been, honestly, very close to complete dispair and utter defeat. But after taking three months off from writing, I came to the realization that despite the fact that most novels are generally some 60,000 plus words, the great works of literature generally only make one or two simple points. I'd been trying to make hundreds...

On the surface, it seems ludicrous that a novel can only make a couple of points. If I'm simply trying to make the point that:

1) The way Americans think about religion needs to drastically change.
and
2) My generation's ironic and fatalistic outlook is putting the world at great peril.

it would seem that I could do so in a few paragraphs--why do I need to write a whole novel? Well--that's just it--it often takes some 60,000 plus words to convince someone of something. As adaptive as we are, humans are still resistant to change--it takes a novel and then some to get us to alter our behaviors.

So anyway, I'm dropping nukes on the suburban sprawl that my novel has become, and trying to keep the book entertaining while I make a few points. Let's hope whatever emerges isn't too mutated for publication.

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5.09.2007

On My Wasted Education

I came to the realization, a few months ago, that I wasted my entire education. I had known that I wasted grade school, high school, and college (I wasted grade school because I didn't want the other kids to know I already knew all the answers. I wasted high school because I hated being at an all boys prep-school. And I wasted college because I was always wasted) but what I hadn't known was that I had also wasted graduate school.

This realization came to me after I got World Leader Pretend published. After all those years of thankless work, I finally had a book out, and I wanted, more than anything, to hear people talking about the ideas behind the book: how the Internet formed all these international communities, and how simulataneously cool and scary that was. But what I got instead was critiques of the writing--this was good; this bugged me; this made me laugh, etc.--all the same crap I got before it was published.

I wanted to tell people that it was different now, that it didn't matter.

But then suddenly I heard myself in all these voices, and I got really, really sad. I had spent all of graduate school reading all these books, and all this nascent writing by my classmates, and always all I had to talk about was the quality of the writing, rather than what it was that drove the writing.

Like I said, sad. In the end, does it matter whether writing is good or bad? We're all out there trying to express ideas--trying to get people to see the world in a different light--and yet when it comes to someone else's writing we stick our noses in the air and ignore what this other human being is trying to say.

Anyway, I've resolved to never critique anyone's writing again. (Which I suppose eliminates the likelihood that I'll ever be a college professor. I could never grade...)

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4.20.2007

Another Rather Boring and Hastily Posted Entry about What I've Been Reading

Another what-I'm-reading update:

The Motorcycle Diaries - Che Guevara: Still on the bookshelf feeling neglected.

After the Gold Rush - Lewis Buzbee: Made it's way into my bookbag. Read another short story--Hairpin--on the bus. Might be my favorite Buzbee story, although that could be because I know him, and have visited many of the places he describes.

Pulp Fiction - Quentin Tarantino: I'm making an effort to understand story structure, and have therefore added some screenplays and plays. Unfortunately, I've been reading this in an unstructured way--picking it up and absent-mindedly reading a sequence while I'm at work--so I haven't learned anything.

Dinner with Friends: Philip Marguiles: Another play. A friend suggested I read this in my effort to get a better grasp on story structure. I read it fast, caught up in the storyline and completely oblivious to it's structure. A nice psychological treatise on the effects of a couple's divorce on their friends.

Absurdistan - Gary Shteyngart: My wife picked this up off my bookstand and said it was overrated. I probably won't read it. My wife loves books, and rarely comes to these sort of conclusions.

Wonder Boys - Michael Chabon: I found the much ballyhooed Kavalier & Clay to be too wordy, and so I hesitated to pick up another Chabon book, which a co-worker recommended. Loved it! Although, I confess to finding it hard to read, not because it was wordy, but rather because it's about a burned-out middle-aged man who has written a 2,600 page opus that he is unable to finish. (I'm having my own issues with wandering opuses (word?) that I am unable to finish...)

The Power and the Glory - Graham Greene: Something tells me I've tried to read this classic before--we'll see how it goes this time. Another novel about a preacher that I felt I needed to be aware of while writing VMP.

The Best People in the World - Justin Tussing: A fellow Oregonian's debut novel.

Only Revolutions - Mark Z. Danielewski: Something tells me I'll give up on this labyrinth fast...

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4.06.2007

Books Too Disturbing to Finish

I don't know if other people have had this experience before, but occasionally I discover books that disturb me too much to finish. (This is different from the many books I lose interest in and don't finish, and even books that I don't finish because of boilerplate gratuitious violence.)

The two books that come to mind are Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves and Katherine Dunn's Geek Love.

These books were creepy in different ways. House of Leaves is about a couple who buy a house that, well, grows. It doesn't measurably grow, but some of its rooms, when entered, lengthen. House of Leaves is written similarly to the movie The Ring; that is, it is written so that the reader gets the creepy feeling that by reading the book they are somehow involving themselves in this house, and that they themselves might be drawn into a house whose rooms grow to the extent that they may not be able to escape. Add to this the fact that House of Leaves is a gigantic book that itself seems to grow as you read it, and that it has a creepy cover and strange formatting (including having the word house printed in blue whereever it appears) and you get this feeling that if you don't immediately rid yourself of the book something very terrible is going to happen to your house.

One morning, I quite literally had to remove House of Leaves from my house. I took the book to the curb and left it there. (And woe to whoever picked it up.)

Wikipedia has a very good entry on the book should you want to know more.

I attempted to read Geek Love many moons ago, so my memory of what precisely it was that freaked me out about it has dulled. It was different, though, from House of Leaves in that what disturbed me about Geek Love was its moral implications. The book has several storylines, but has I recall it, it's about a carnival family who purposely genetically mutates (chemically? I can't remember) their offspring to be freaks. One of the children has flippers and gills, and lives in an aquarium, another has no limbs. As the story goes on the child with no limbs starts a cult, and the people in the cult purposefully amputate their own limbs so that they can be like the child.

I got pretty far into Geek Love before I put it down, but what freaked me out about the story was that the cult was so convincing, and the parents reasoning behind purposefully genetically modifying their offspring so well-written, that you could see people actually taking the precepts behind Geek Love and using them as a sort of manual.

And in some ways this actually happened. Not long after suggesting I read Geek Love, the woman who did so obtained a full body of tattooes, and an arsenal of body modifications. Geek Love, and a few other cult publications (like RE/Search #12: Modern Primitives), got passed around the tattooing community like hotcakes, and before anyone knew it extreme body alterations had gone mainstream.

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3.15.2007

Joe Sacco's Incredible Comic Journalism in April's Harper's

Fellow Portlander Joe Sacco has an incredible comic spread in this month's Harper's on how the Marines are training (or rather, terrifying) the Iraqi National Guard. And one wonders how we lose wars...

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2.09.2007

A Brief Accounting of Books I Either Read or Intended to Read This Past Month and a Week and How Far I've Gotten and the Speed with Which I Got There

No value judgments. Just the facts.

Peter Rock: The Bewildered -- Finished, took a week and a half
James Tabor: Why Waco? -- Read two chapters, I'm done
Alex de Tocqueville: Democracy in America -- Read the intro, I'm done
David Oates: Walking Portland's Boundary -- Finished, took four weeks
Che Guevara: The Motorcycle Diaries -- Read 1/3rd, Will read more
Samantha Hunt: The Seas -- Finished, took three weeks
David Foster Wallace: A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again -- Read 2/3rds of the stories, I'm done
Douglas Coupland: Life After God -- Read half, I'm done
Lewis Buzbee: After the Gold Rush -- Read one story, Will read more
Monica Drake: Clown Girl -- Finished, took two days

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2.01.2007

Claustropobia and a Good Reading

The wife and I went to Monica Drake's book release party last night at Mississippi Pizza. Man, that is one popular writer. The place was packed.

Unfortunately, the wife, being five months pregnant and all, had a wave of nausea run through her, and not wanting to ruin the reading with a jet of vomit, we exited stage left. We did stay long enough to hear Monica tell a comedic story about arriving in a hospital in a clown suit, and being subsequently carted off to the Psych Ward. This fits into the Things Authors Write About That You Really Want to Know If It Really Happened category.

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1.18.2007

Oh God, I Almost Forgot the Name Thing

Hmmmm.... David Foster Wallace, James Bernard Frost--gosh, I wonder who inspired the whole middle name thing...

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Where I Explain Further Why I Love That David Foster Wallace Quote So Much

Dave Eggers wrote a brilliant introduction for the tenth anniversary of Infinite Jest.

It's funny, I connect that book to so many things. It was an albatross that I carried around with me, replete with two bookmarks, one for the book itself and one for the footnotes (which I did read in their entirety), around San Francisco one summer. It was my bus read. I can still see myself there, on the 5 Fulton, fully absorbed, missing my stop yet again.

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1.17.2007

I Heart the Willamette Week

I love, love, love that I live in a town where the city's weekly magazine will publish the entire first chapter of a local author's debut novel in its pages. Check out Willamette Week to see an excerpt from Monica's Drake's Clown Girl. Thank you, WW!

(Now me, next!)

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1.08.2007

On the Distraction of New Technology

Daniel Eckhart recently turned me on to LibraryThing, a website that catalogues all your books for you. Membership is free and you simply purchase a device called a CueCat, an ingenious scanner that attaches to your computer via the USB port, which quickly scans the ISBNs from the covers of the books, and soon you have a database of the 500+ books you own.

This is particularly helpful for someone like me, who has more books than bookshelf space, and who, being a writer and all, regularly wants to reference them. (What exactly was that Jack Kerouac line about leaving Portland, Oregon--something to do with itching--that I can't quite remember...) Half the time I don't even remember if I still own the book, and I'm far too lazy to go through every single book on my shelves, and every single book in the boxes in my basement to find out.

With LibraryThing, though, I can go online, see that On the Road is in Box #1, and presto, I can go get it and find the line.

Anyway... I've spent the last three days with a scanner scanning all my books, and geeking out over them--reading a few pages here, a few pages there. It's a memories thing, like going through old photographs. I have far better things to do, and like most things technology-related, the time spent with the new technology outweighs any advantage the new technology brings. But still it's kind of fun. Check out my book list here. (Just so you know: the business management books, Philip K. Dick, and anarchist books are my wife's; the geeky David Foster Wallace and Douglas Coupland books are mine.)

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1.02.2007

Book Shelf Pressure

Ever simply have too many books to read? Before the holidays I already had a backlog, but then my sister came to town armed with a suitcase full of paperbacks. Not long after, I discovered the classics section at the Goodwill. Then, Kieron Dwyer came over and left me a pile of his graphic novels. I have stacks of books on my desk, in the living room, and my bedroom. I can't escape them.

The ensuing pressure of all these books in all my rooms has forced me out my home. I've been spending my evening hours at the local tea shop playing Yahoo! online poker...

Nonetheless, I've redone my list of books in the sidebar of this Web Site with the ones at the top of the stack. Hopefully, I'll get to them. Samantha Hunt is a friend of a friend. I'm reading Why Waco? and The Motorcycle Diaries to learn more about how movements get started for A Very Minor Prophet. I'm reading Tocqueville because Vonnegut called every American who hasn't read Democracy in America a wuss, and I can't have Vonnegut thinking I'm a wuss. I'm reading City Limits and Italo Calvino's Invisible Cities as part of a general attempt to get to know my adopted city better. And also to figure out why the heck everybody here is so obsessed with urban planning.

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Attending Book Readings

12.29.2006

My Favorite Place to Buy Books in Portland

If this blog were more popular, I wouldn't give this one away. While there are many wonderful bookstores in Portland, my favorite place to buy books in Portland is not a bookstore at all, but rather the Goodwill on Grand St. The prices are relatively low ($3.50 for a used paperback is f------ ridiculous, but it's still better than Powell's), but most importantly, whatever employee organizes their books is a genius. The classics section is four shelves--you can browse through it all in fifteen minutes and get an incredible overview of English literature. They also seperate hardback fiction from paperbacks, so if you're cheap like me you don't have to see all those hardback titles that you don't want to spring for. Their non-fiction organization is great, too. My brother Dave has an obsession with birds and he found a single shelf devoted to them, chock full of old prints.

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12.28.2006

On Unusual Reading Habits

My sister Annie is one of the most voracious readers I know. This has always been somewhat surprising to me, given that most of my friends who are heavy readers are also writers, whereas my sister Annie has zero interest in participating in the literary arts.

Annie is also unusual in that when she reads a book, she reads the last chapter first, before she procedes to the front of the book to read the rest. She claims that knowing the ending has never detered her from reading the rest of the book. (Incidently, she also sneaks peaks at Christmas presents before Christmas, and eats the middle of the Oreo before the chocolate cookies.)

I have always admired both my sister's reading habits and her ability to read books her own way. As for me, reading the end of a book is simply against the rules. I don't know if reading the end first would affect my emotional response. But I have too much respect the art of writing suspense to even give it a try. (Or perhaps I'm simply a coward.)

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12.08.2006

Your Local Totally-Ignored Portland Authors Happen to be Immensely Talented

I was invited by a friend to go to an author reading last night at the Portland City Club. There were 15 authors on the reading list, and I confess that I attended with some degree of trepidation, vaguely recognizing a few of the names on the author list.

My trepidation grew worse when I arrived 10 minutes early for the event, poked my head in the window, and discovered that the place was empty except for a woman setting up a microphone with one of those giant puffy heads from the 70's and a crate for the readers. There were no chairs.

Fortunately, Powell's was a few blocks away. I took a peek at the new fiction, the typical chick lit and tragic relationship stories, all set in different eras to somehow make them more enticing, and came back to the City Club lamenting the state of modern literature and wondering if V.S. Naipaul was indeed right about the novel being dead.

And then the reading blew me away.

First of all, the organizers of the event had a very smart format, where they gave the readers only 3 minutes to read. The authors, being authors, all went over by a few minutes, meaning that the 5 minute snippets were all the perfect length--I even enjoyed the poetry. The organizers arranged it so that 5 readers would read and then we would take a 30 minute break. There was also a bar, which happened to be selling my favorite winter beer at a cheap $2.

The best part of the event, though, for me, was the almost total lack of an audience. I am sure the authors who were there will disagree, but I had access to these authors whose snippets I had just heard and enjoyed for over an hour and a half during break times, and I was enjoying my favorite beer, and I was with my friend Peg who is less shy then I, and I had a great time hob-nobbing with some very eccentric writers without having to worry about some signing line that was a mile long.

I met David Oateswho wrote City Limits, a set of essays about his walk around Portland's Urban Growth Boundary. While walking, he invited several political figures to come along with him to discuss the plusses and minuses of the boundary, and the book is the result of the conversations he had.

David speaks with a fire in his eye, and has an obvious passion for his subject, and I have to admit I wasn't entirely sure whether he was serious or not when he told me he invited dead people along with him on his walk. (In the book, he imagines himself walking with John Muir and Italo Calvino, and what they would have to say about Portland's Urban Growth Boundary if they were alive today.) David is a great speaker, so I was surprised when he told me that Powell's wouldn't give him a reading at their store. Damn you Powell's, give us something meaty.

I also spoke with Monica Drake, whose novel Clowngirl is coming out about the same time as mine through Hawthorne Books. Monica was in the same writing group that produced Chuck Palahniuk of Fight Club fame. In the introduction to the book, Chuck talks about how Monica was the star of the writing group, not him. It's funny how fickle fame is. Her book sounds fantastic--it's about a girl who takes jobs as a clown to pay the bills. The snippet she read had me laughing inappropriately loud, which is what I do when someone reads something uncomfortable funny: in this case about how the only books she could find about how to be a clown were written by Christians, and so at her first gig she made Jesus and Mary figures out of balloons.

I also picked up Peter Rock's book The Bewildered, published through one of my favorite publishers, MacAdam Cage, and edited by Kate Nitze, who I adore. The book is set in Portland, and the prose Peter read in his snippet set me right on the Eastside of the Waterfront in a heavy mist, underneath the tangled freeway above. It's so lovely to read a book about a place you know...

All of this set me to thinking about the publishing world. All these folks are struggling authors, and all of them are talented enough that if they lived in New York, they'd be big names. But we live in Portland, and our books are published by MacAdam/Cage and Hawthorne Books. And the books are lovingly edited and beautifully presented. But not that many people read them or know about them.

At the City Club last night, talking to all these eccentric, yet egoless folks, I can't say for sure that this is a bad thing. I feel like someone with a wonderful secret.

Maybe it's best to be totally ignored...

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11.14.2006

New Books!

Alas, Chloe didn't have the new Dave Eggers book at Reading Frenzy so I was forced to go to the other independent bookstore in town for it. I also picked up Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope (if some wingnut doesn't shoot him, that guy is going to make a great president), and local writer Paul Neilan's Apathy and Other Small Victories.

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